Very Rare Bear (djswifty) wrote,
Very Rare Bear
djswifty

I FINALLY KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE

MY NEW FIVE-YEAR PLAN
  1. Steal the world's first known real unicorn.
  2. Over the course of several months, or perhaps years, gain the unicorn's trust, until we are bonded for life.
  3. Overtake, through some means, legitimate or no, Sealand.
  4. Utilize both Sealand's self-funding infrastructure and the unicorn horn's known magical illness-curing properties to live on Sealand with a unicorn for all time.
You guys are welcome to come visit, but let me know beforehand, since I'll probably have to install some rifle turrets and lazer mesh to keep German pirates out and unicorn thieves out.

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